Happy Halloween!

That's right, kids, it's time to grab the sharpest knives in the house and massacre some poor, defenseless pumpkins in the name of...uh...what were we celebrating again? Oh, right - large-scale petty extortion. Trick or treat!

Anyway, I'm too busy working this year to run amok in fancy dress, so I'll just live vicariously through the rest of you. Go forth and be outrageous, and for heavens sake brush your teeth.

Oh, lest I forget and you feel obliged to toilet paper my dogs, here's your treat:

I'll let the client explain the event if she so chooses. If the text is a wee bit hard to read, blame the fact that it's really a three-foot-tall poster, and very far away.

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